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officialredscout:

there needs to be more/better beard items for demo

there needs to be items that let you make the classes trans.

What makes up intelligence?

Certainly not the b.s you’ve been taught in elementary school. “Work hard and you can go anywhere.” No, do you want to know what really makes up how well you’re going to do in life?

It’s how much money your parents make. Look at all the top, elite schools. 90% of their kids come from rich families. And then you have that 0.05% from a rural hut in Africa that they’re going to blow-up like crazy, but that’s not the reality of it.

Think about it. Parents with money are going to be able to give their kids private tutors if needed, and positions in better schools with better educations.

And as for the others who don’t have as much money? They probably live in run-down neighborhoods, where they’re more prone to bad influences. You think they care about school, when they probably have to work extra hours to support their parents to pay the rent?

You are always going to have stories about that one kid that went from rags to riches, but that’s only a handful of lucky people. Most of the time, this is how the world goes.

my thoughts  (via sixpenceee)

winchesterson:

perplexingly:

geosaurus:

perplexingly:

Imagine dragons sleeping the same way giraffes do

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Yessss! I wanna draw sleeping dragons tooo

Maybe they sleep like camels…image

or cats…

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or…. uh… snakes?

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Yeeeeaaaaah

Or maybe they sleep on trees

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There is nothing about this post I don’t love

shittier:

niggaimdeadass:

Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin

Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them 

winkout:

facey horse growing up ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

happy birthday facexplodie

comickit:

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ memes

PUT YOUR HANDS WHER I CAN SEE EM, FBI

ask-captain-rainbow-dash:

*insert sex scene here*

seasaltkisses:

i don’t know if the best part of this post is the excruciating sexism or the metal gear solid in the corner

seasaltkisses:

i don’t know if the best part of this post is the excruciating sexism or the metal gear solid in the corner

tittily:

englishmajorhumor:

Weird Al Yankovic—“Word Crimes” (“Blurred Lines” parody)

Disclaimer: Use prescriptivism responsibly; don’t be a jerk to others.

all the catchiness of blurred lines without the misogyny

and it’s an ode to proper grammar

love u weird al

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

Wow the only day I decided to be bad and cut class, class was canceled anyway.

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aww you guys are cute, i like you

catsen:

A guide:
If a social-justice-ish post seems super fucking ridiculous and irrational, it’s most likely a mockery of actual sj posts and made by an anti-sj blogger in order to make people less likely to respect and listen to real sj bloggers who present actual issues and concerns.
If…

hudda-huddah:

sebthemagicdragon:

takanye:

echat:

all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

what do you mean had

what do you mean girls

this sums everything upimage

500daysofevilexes:

This movie is too damn hilarious for its own good.

februfairy:

ikazed:

fucknohtml:

jetpack-johnny:

reptiglo:

Girls who set tortoise on fire have been arrested-

Two girls seen on a Facebook video torturing and killing a gopher tortoise on July 16 in front of an Orange Park home were arrested Friday by investigators from the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission and Clay County Sheriff’s Office.

Jennifer Emoke Greene, 18, and a 15-year-old juvenile were both charged with felony cruelty to animals and a misdemeanor charge of taking, harassing, harming or killing a gopher tortoise, according to commission spokeswoman Karen Parker. Greene is in the Clay County jail on $55,000 bail.

The gopher tortoise has been listed as a threatened species in Florida since 2007, an upgrade from its previous “species of special concern” designation. “We are pleased the authorities acted so quickly and we hope this sets a precedent that animal cruelty should not be tolerated,” Welzant said. “Our Facebook and our email was getting a lot of feedback and a lot of outpouring from the community regarding this case and how upset they were.”

The graphic videos shows two Orange Park girls burning a small gopher tortoise, then laughing and cursing as they throw it down the street. The tortoise is doused with alcohol and lit as it crawls in circles through the flames. The tortoise tries to flee after it is doused again.

“Burn baby, burn baby,” one girl says as they light the tortoise on fire. “Now you are scared of us, huh?”

The second video is more graphic as one girl stomps on the tortoise until it is dead, with its organs squishing out. The girls scream in laughter. “His heart came out with a bunch of grass,” the girl with the camera says as she laughs, then kicks the corpse. “He’s dead. That’s funny.”

If convicted, Greene faces up to five years in prison on the felony animal-cruelty charge, while the misdemeanor charge carries up to 60 days in jail and/or a $500 fine, according to commission officials. The 15-year-old’s case would be handled in juvenile court.

good

Thank you /b/ for finding them.

I was going to reply to this and say “Really…like it’s cruel as fuck but prison?” and then I saw the specific turtle they killed was a threatened species of tortoise, and now I support it.

These girls are clearly deranged. I think a couple years in prison would be fine even if it wasn’t endangered.

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