Are you sure you like my blog? ._.
emkaymlp:

glorious

They follow me too.
I blame my admiration for the comedic relief we know as Newman.

emkaymlp:

glorious

They follow me too.

I blame my admiration for the comedic relief we know as Newman.

lucifer-kit-kat:

thechaoshat:

lucifer-kit-kat:

reblog if you think ellie is amazing 

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I FOUND THE GOAT!

flyingtit:

weloveyoumorethanyouknow:

flyingtit:

this is invasive and creepy as fuck what the hell

Also elitist and classist and ableist. What if they have a kindle instead, or they prefer reading online articles and studies? What if they have other hobbies and pursuits they enjoy besides reading? What if reading gives them a headache or stresses them out due to impaired vision or dyslexia? What if they don’t feel like shelling out their money to contribute to the mass deforestation that publications entail?
I’m so over bookishness being treated like it’s the most interesting and worthwhile trait of a human being.
Especially if you’re just fucking? Why would you be reading during intercourse anyway? Who says just because you go home with someone that you’re going to fuck? It looks like they’re sharing a nice meal in this comic, there are an infinite number of things two people can do together besides read or have sex.

for example: laugh at piece of shit comics like this

flyingtit:

weloveyoumorethanyouknow:

flyingtit:

this is invasive and creepy as fuck what the hell

Also elitist and classist and ableist. What if they have a kindle instead, or they prefer reading online articles and studies? What if they have other hobbies and pursuits they enjoy besides reading? What if reading gives them a headache or stresses them out due to impaired vision or dyslexia? What if they don’t feel like shelling out their money to contribute to the mass deforestation that publications entail?

I’m so over bookishness being treated like it’s the most interesting and worthwhile trait of a human being.

Especially if you’re just fucking? Why would you be reading during intercourse anyway? Who says just because you go home with someone that you’re going to fuck? It looks like they’re sharing a nice meal in this comic, there are an infinite number of things two people can do together besides read or have sex.

for example: laugh at piece of shit comics like this

kobetyrant:

kobetyrant:

*unfollows anyone that reblogs this*

and you know what’s the funniest part about this? the spine of 2010-2012 tumblr humor were racist jokes and “go make me a sandwich” jokes so don’t feed me that koombaya bullshit y’all think we were on.

kobetyrant:

kobetyrant:

*unfollows anyone that reblogs this*

and you know what’s the funniest part about this? the spine of 2010-2012 tumblr humor were racist jokes and “go make me a sandwich” jokes so don’t feed me that koombaya bullshit y’all think we were on.

tailsgay:

[tails voice] I will fucking destroy you

tailsgay:

[tails voice] I will fucking destroy you

Battleblock Theater - Menu Theme
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arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Why Tumblr should(n’t) have kids 

PSA:

kobetyrant:

ok so people are literally poking needles through candy bars as a sick Halloween prank and my friends child almost died last year so I just wanted to remind everyone ahead of time to inspect your/your child’s candy after you trick or treat

every fucking year 

textsfromfreddyfazbearspizzeria:

They have fucking warehouses full of unsold T-shirts

This dumb bear doesn’t even wear clothes

mamabraun:

IS THIS CUTE ENOUGH FOR YOU, MOM???

rosejanenoble:

mindlessgonzojam:

that-random-romanian:

By Thomas Sanders

No exceptions.

All of the timing in this video is flawless.

jpnvines:

帰った時スペシャル🌟(最後聞こえずらいけど寂しいって言ってます) 〜 Reika Oozeki

Getting home special 🌟(The last bit is hard to hear but I’m saying that I’m sad)

Getting home.

Primary schoolers: I’M HUNGRY!

Middle schoolers: I’m so tired from club activities!

High schoolers: BOOBS!

University students: 

Working adults: I’M SO SADDD-

here is a shitty promo from the team I work on.

we all agreed it’s shit.

Not to mention the creepy announcer guy. 

guagh.

dspud:

i needed to punch my paranoia in the face and also practice drawing wolves so I took both of them out in one swing

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